A Verry Merry Alex

Airborne in a sleigh pulled by eight tiny reindeer this jolly old elf arrives on the roof tops and entering each house through the chimney he leaves presents for the sleeping inhabitants then departs the same way calling out "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night" as he flies away urging his coursers into the midnight sky.

(Apologies to Clement Clarke Moore and Alex Trebek)

Joey da Bishop

Here's a Joey Bishop collage that I found in a Google image search.  I don't know who created it but it was associated with this joke furnished by Fred Zarguna in a post to www.freerepublic.com on 8/13/2011:
An Episcopal bishop, a Methodist bishop, and a Roman Catholic archbishop walk in to a bar... Smart Alec bartender shouts, "OK, where's the Jewish Bishop?"  Guy over in a booth in the corner says, "That's Joey Bishop. But he's either dead or in Vegas this week."

Isaac as a moth

Here's what Isaac Asimov might have looked like if he subjected himself to the miniaturizing machine as shown in the 1958 movie "The Fly" and a moth accidentally got into the chamber with him. I don't think Asimov's science fiction was quite in this vane, but he does make a good moth! Apologies to George Langelaan who wrote the original "Fly" and Vincent Price who acted in it.